thegoblinmarketofficial:

Moon Model at The Field Columbian Museum 1908

thegoblinmarketofficial:

Moon Model at The Field Columbian Museum 1908

rockon-ro:

FULGURITE from Morocco. A fulgurite is a hollow, tubular piece of fused sand caused by a lighting strike to the ground. They are hollow and lined with melted sand grains and generally less than an inch or two in diameter ( a lighting bolt is normally 1 to 2 inches in diameter). Fulgurites mark the pathway the lighting followed into the ground.

124:

there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like

Dear god. Craving lumpia and adobo with that dippy vinegar/soy sauce stuff SOO BAD.

Confession

When I was a wee thing, I went through a terrible spooky kid stage wherein my two main masturbatory aids were Doug Bradley yelling “SPREAD HER WIDE” on Cradle of Filth’s Satyriasis, and Robert Smith doing the spider’s voice in Lullaby.

I am sad for myself, and embarrassed for my past.
fitwithoutfat:

I’m so glad I can still eat ice cream.🍦😊 When I eliminated dairy from my diet in February, I was bummed because I would no longer be able to eat my favorite dessert. Who knew that you could turn straight up bananas into soft serve! This discovery put me in a win-win situation: I could eat ice cream to my heart’s content, AND it was healthy. 😄 This particular #nanaicecream is made with 4 frozen bananas, a couple tablespoons of cocoa powder, and some almond milk. I served it with banana slices and a chopped chocolate-covered cherry 🍒🍌

fitwithoutfat:

I’m so glad I can still eat ice cream.🍦😊 When I eliminated dairy from my diet in February, I was bummed because I would no longer be able to eat my favorite dessert. Who knew that you could turn straight up bananas into soft serve! This discovery put me in a win-win situation: I could eat ice cream to my heart’s content, AND it was healthy. 😄 This particular #nanaicecream is made with 4 frozen bananas, a couple tablespoons of cocoa powder, and some almond milk. I served it with banana slices and a chopped chocolate-covered cherry 🍒🍌

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

schrodingerskat:

misha-parked-the-tardis-in-221b:

krislapis:

notmysecret:

FUCK

This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices

There will come a day where this will appear on my dash and I will scroll past it, but it is not this day.

You guys. All I want for my 40th birthday is a recording of Christopher Lee saying “Gandalf you ignorant slut.”

onlyblackgirl:

Me