In other news, local Sarah Healy has been found dead on the corner of Edinger and Fairview. Toxicology report is pending, but police believe the woman was a victim of notable killer “OCTA SUCKS”. Police and locals alike encourage anyone with information regarding ways to reform OCTA to come forward. More on this story as it progresses. Back to you, Bob.
My sister sent not one, but two Snapchats of herself smiling and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. Smirnoff.
this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious
update: I banged him