May 2013
“It’s dark because you are trying too hard. Lightly child, lightly. Learn to do...”
– Aldous Huxley, Island (via creatingaquietmind)
How can I be racist against white people when:
the90sfreak:
● I once shook a white person’s hand ● I smiled at a white baby at the park ● I have a ton of white friends on Facebook. I even send them happy birthday messages sometimes.
“Rather than fighting for every woman’s right to feel beautiful, I would like to...”
– I don’t want to be told I’m pretty as I am - I want to live in a world where that’s irrelevant (via brute-reason)
A Rapturous Verbatim: I have white skin and I have... →
sikssaapo-p:
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I don’t understand why PoC who are so against racism will perpetuate it against whites. Like it’s not okay to be racist. It’s just not. But somehow if it’s white people we’re stereotyping it’s okay…? Because white people are all nasty and awful racists themselves? But if a white person calls them…
Again, Can you be racist towards White people?
Maybe in an...
lufaaa:
Tonight, I feel ugly.
Except you’re beautimus.
Yeah! Feeling good! Feeling positive about the future! Feeling totally on-board with the direction my life’s going! Feeling confident in myself as a person! Feeling confident in my abilities! Feeling like lying my ass off! Feeling like total shit! Feeling like I wanna move to a cave in the remotest part of the Antarctic wilderness! Yeah!
A Rapturous Verbatim: I have white skin and I have... →
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koknbawlz:
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I don’t understand why PoC who are so against racism will perpetuate it against whites. Like it’s not okay to be racist. It’s just not. But somehow if it’s white people we’re stereotyping it’s okay…? Because white people are all nasty and awful racists themselves? But if a white person calls them…
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
You can fuck...
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How to tell if a food blog owner is white:
1. Find a recipe for “Baked Chicken Bacon Ranch Taquitos with Avocado Ranch”.
2. That’s pretty much the best way.
A Rapturous Verbatim: I have white skin and I have... →
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I don’t understand why PoC who are so against racism will perpetuate it against whites. Like it’s not okay to be racist. It’s just not. But somehow if it’s white people we’re stereotyping it’s okay…? Because white people are all nasty and awful racists themselves? But if a white person calls them…
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Wish I wasn’t so picky.
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Uncle Mike: If anything, I owe you beer 'cause every time you bring some over and leave it I end up drinking it.
Me: Well now that I know you're drinking it, I'll bring better beer.
UM: There's also enough liquor in there to get drunk for like 5 years. Help yourself.
Me: Bad idea. I have issues with tequila.
UM: Everybody should. Goodnight.
friendsofthegaybc:
travisstolls:
friendsofthegaybc:
travisstolls:
WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG
Very nice
Thanks
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Trying to go to sleep and the best ideas ever came into my head:
WHAT ABOUT: nipple jewelry where the balls are shaped like HEARTS?! ORRRRR what if they’re shaped like BOWS?! Like the balls are the rounded part and the nipple becomes the center of the bow?
I NEED TO HAVE THESE. DO THEY EXIST?!
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Vanity related things:
1. Two people told me I looked good in blue yesterday. I find this strange because I think darker-skinned people look best in blue. Maybe I just suck at color coordination. Tans/browns always look good with blue, I think-so it fits that darker complexions would look perfect in blue. Blue and white looks like shit. Why am I over-analyzing this?
2. I’m really considering Botox for this ugly...
creapy:
if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their shirt then we should require every boy in the world to wear bras too i am so tired of seeing man nipples
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There’s really nothing more emotionally satisfying than a supportive, well-made cleavage bra.
When the bra’s right, you don’t need friends or spouses. You’ve got alllll the support you need.
Girl problems:
1. Not knowing if your butt is actually hairy or if your cheek skin is just hella rough.
2. Asking people to look closely at your buttcheeks and make an informed anal-ysis regarding the previous subject.
3. Anticipating asking people to sugar your butt hair off in the event that you do, in fact, have a hairy butt.
#justgirlythingz
codykru:
everyone’s middle name should be motherfuckin
I’m going to Hamburger Mary’s tonight. Be there around 11:30. Anyone in OC/LA county, come hang out. No cover charge if you get there before 11PM.
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I can’t tell if I really like Human Nature because it’s a great song or because of the “sweet seducing sighs” line.
Breathe in my ear and I’m done.
Shadoobydoopwhydoobydoowhyyyyy. Is it weird that like…ear licking is erotic? It totally is. Somebody come lick my…ear? Weird, this is weird.
Okay, I’m finished. Michael Jackson knows whassup.
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
