January 2012
“Why does no one ever reblog or like my things?”
– Me (via yourpackpackisopen)
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platananna replied to your post: tl;dr-eyebrows
Grow some eyebrows
Only very lovely people can have thick eyebrows. :(
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ticktockdeathclock replied to your post: ticktockdeathclock replied to your post:…
Deal. Sending you mine right away. I used to be super-obsessive about plucking them to nothing and I kinda half-ass them now. I also am one of those grayish-blondes. Ugh. Thank Satan for hairdye.
Blah. We’re miserable hair twins.
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ticktockdeathclock replied to your post: tl;dr-eyebrows
I think this is the first clear photo I’ve seen of you. You’re really quite gorgeous. Anyway, I fucking hate my eyebrows. Before I hack at them look quite like that hairy dude’s. I have to work really hard to make a shape. I’m lucky they’re light.
I think everybody secretly hates their eyebrows. Mine are the same color as my hair-this...
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tl;dr-eyebrows
So instead of a pencil I got bamboozled into buying a powder/wax combo for my eyebrows and a brush and its the fucking worst thing of all time. I suck at using this brush thing and honestly I’m pretty much convinced at this point that the brush and powder eyebrow method is for people who have huge thick Brook Shields eyebrows because there is no way in hell this brush can make a line thin...
the most frustrating thing about the new year is...
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I don't want 2012 to start yet.
My new year’s resolution is to be perfect and that’s kind of a difficult order to fill so I’m counting down the hours with dread ‘cause I can’t back out at the last minute. I’m on the committee. I’m presenting.
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I wonder if anyone stalks my Tumblr...
If so…
hello there.
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hundredacreflurry replied to your post: A bus driver was heading down a street in…
was he walking?
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a “no left turn” sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn’t break any traffic laws. Why not?
When the quiet girl finally cusses out the bitch
inmyfairytaleloveissimple:
welltheregoesyoursociallife:
accurate.
Im the quiet girl lol
“killing animals for sport, for pleasure, for adventure, and for hides and furs...”
– the dalai lama (via fuckyeahveganlife)
coagulates:
if u don’t text me first we will never talk
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“A book is made from a tree. It is an assemblage of flat, flexible parts (still...”
– Carl Sagan (via tiny-beings)
When everyone loves the person you can't stand.
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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Anonymous asked: Sex?