April 2012
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this dumb old bitch yelled at me during check-in because my computer system runs debit/credit cards as debit only. then she called me asking for 28 packages of coffee. then she asked me for 50 creamers and about a hundred sugars and had the balls to get snotty with me about it.
fuck this stupid bitch, i don’t care if her daughter just got married I hope the old hag chokes and dies.
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Okay. I get that what you’re saying about having children and veganism. But have you considered that what you say is a form of being controlling? Telling anybody that they cannot have children and remain true to their beliefs is another way of saying that having children is evil. Just like saying birth control is evil. You’ve gone the other way from the right-wing right-to-lifers,...
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xminus1 replied to your post: xminus1 replied to your post: Sometimes I cry…
You’re just jealous.
Jealous all the days.
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berthavelia replied to your post: berthavelia replied to your post: xminus1 replied…
LOL…the red one. do they have mexican color?
Except this is actually soap. :(
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berthavelia replied to your post: xminus1 replied to your post: xminus1 replied to…
they do actually….idk what its called though.
I’ll take twelve.
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xminus1 replied to your post: Sometimes I cry thinking about how lucky I am that…
From those of us who did - suck it!
Poor, poor Byron.
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: are you excited to be a great big fagalicious lesbo
: yeah i'm going to be the most lipstickingest pussy loving lesbo ever
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xminus1 replied to your post: xminus1 replied to your post: Went to use the…
Was this what you were doing?
I’m extremely curious. This seems like the best invention of all time.
I wonder if they have clone-a-pussy too.
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Ugly House
Three kitchen cabinets for your viewing displeasure.
Feces-smeared cabinet doors and chalkboard paint on others.
It says “very funny xxxx ahow” and then “Daddy + Mommy = pacman”
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xminus1 replied to your post: Went to use the browser on my phone and the last…
Clone-a-willy? Where you looking for a dildo? I think that’s the real story.
Well there’s a clone-a-willy where you can make a vibrating dildo from the mold of a real wiener, or you can do the regular non-vibrating dildo, or you can make wiener candles or you can make edible chocolate weiners, all...
Sometimes I cry thinking about how lucky I am that I didn’t grow up in the 1970s when interior design reached an all-time low and brought forth an unprecedented aesthetic putridness unmatched to this day.
Went to use the browser on my phone and the last google search was “dick mold” and I got this gag-worthy mental picture of some horrid disease before I remembered I was looking up Clone-A-Willy.
When I feel sad and/or stressed...
veganlove:
veguun:
I watch The Food Network and veganize everything in my head. I kid you not.
all day, errryday <3
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March 2012
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today is the biggest clusterfuck of all time.
-the housekeeper that was scheduled to be in called sick from stomach problems
-the other girl that was supposed to be called never was until I realized she wasn’t here at 9 when she was supposed to be
-when i called her to come in, she decided that she didn’t want to because I called her too late. so she’s just not showing up.
-I have a shit-ton of rooms so my head...
