i don’t know if I told this story already. it’s about my butthole. if I already told it just ignore this. one time I thought it’d be funny to take a picture of my butthole and put it as the background picture on my boyfriend’s phone. So he’d turn on the phone and there would be this puckered up kisserhole right smack dab in his face. So I spent like half an hour...
i just found a real, actual porn site featuring...
Not two straight chicks rubbing their boobs together. Real lezzie dykie-dykes and fatties and transpeople and unobjectified poc. Is this real life
nutella-is-mah-life: Order me a pizza and i’ll rate your blog
How to be a girl:
dobbaaa: Identify as a girl. That’s it. That’s the post. Everybody leave.
some Norse myth illustrations.
ladyhistory: While looking up ghost stories for a kid at the library, I found MORE Norse myth books. Ones that have illustrations. Oh yes. You know that one myth with Loki and the wall and that horse… IT’S LIKE MY LITTLE PONY VERSUS A RABID MOOSE And that other myth about Thor being disguised as a bride… *BLUE STEEL* THIS HAS TO BE MY FAVORITE THOUGH: almost dropped the book from...
my sister and her gross gummy boyfriend broke up.
“Its so hard wen u love some one and they dont love u bakc” Two whole months of her life, guyz. Shed all of the tears for her.
flannelowl replied to your post: flannelowl replied to your post: Chaka Khan’s… *shudder* No but seriously I was super bummed when I found out that song was Train because I love Meet Virginia, and, to a lesser extent, Drops of Jupiter.
flannelowl replied to your post: flannelowl replied to your post: Chaka Khan’s… *shudder* Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains! I’m so obsessed my heart is bound to beat right out of my untrimmed chest! Watching you is the only drug i need! So gangster, I’m so thug!
platananna replied to your post: Chaka Khan’s Through The Fire is possibly the worst song of this century. BOOOOOOOOO :(
flannelowl replied to your post: Chaka Khan’s Through The Fire is possibly the worst song of this century. It’s pretty bad but I feel you’re severely underestimating “Hey Soul Sister.” HAAAAAAY. HAAAAAAAAAAAY. HAAAAAAAAAAAY.
Chaka Khan's Through The Fire is possibly the...
pizzariot replied to your post: I fucking hate when people let their cats outside… Meh, I think keeping cats cooped up in a house all the time might be cruel, too. Flea treatment, dewormers, microchipping, and having a safe yard and a place for the cats to get out of the heat/cold are all viable options for outdoor kitties. That’s why I said unsupervised outdoor play. My yard is a...
mommalikey replied to your post: I fucking hate when people let their cats outside… AMEN and/or MARRY ME why not both?????
animalrightshumanwrongs: xjackvx: faux meat products with animal products in them tho… THIS Fucking veggie slices have milk in them…WHAT IS THE POOIIINNNTTTTT BUT IF U DONT PUT CHEESE IT WONT TASTE LIKE CHEESE
I fucking hate when people let their cats outside unsupervised. Then they whine and moan about fleas and infected bites and getting hit by cars or eaten by coyotes or never coming home or contracting parasites and diseases and dying painful, unnecessary deaths. Fuck you, take care of your pets and that wouldn’t happen.
Even if your particular depression does include sadness, it’ll only be one of...– Miriam Mogilevsky, Depression Is Not Sadness: Junior Seau and Public Discourse on Mental Illness (via pyrexia)
just started using cartomizers for my vape
It looks ugly as all hell but THE FLAVOR. Everything tastes better. Then again, all my atomizers are old so it could just be that. It’s gonna take some getting used to only because the mouthpiece is small and rounded, whereas my cartridges are wide and flat. Still, there’s less hassle in a 2-piece system.
Isn’t tattooing in and of itself cultural appropriation?
I’ve harvested cabbages and pulled carrots out of the ground, and I’ve been in...– John Robbins (via thecrazynastyasshoneybadger) What a lovely oversimplification of the issue, completely ignoring agribusiness and instead comparing personal gardening and harvesting to factory slaughterhouses…rather than, you know, comparing it honestly to small farms that kill animals. (via...
just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room Incorrect. I am on my e-reader by myself in my yard.
I’ve harvested cabbages and pulled carrots out of the ground, and I’ve been in...– John Robbins (via thecrazynastyasshoneybadger)
lilmissbuttercup: Finally get a chance to watch it (Online), and I notice that the camera guys name is “Dax”. This is Dax, then when I heard his name again I was like I know that name….OMG…is..it…? CAN I REALLY BE?! DaxFlame from Youtube….. Like just thinking back to when I saw his videos, and seeing him now I’m just like Lol. That alone just made this movie INFINITELY better. ...
Is Inked Magazine real or some weird fake scam...
misshollyhox: I just got asked to be in it, but I just don’t know about it haha! I am the most paranoid person ever:P Inked is legit.
attractive people and why i hate them (apologies...
I hate attractive people. I hate them because being nice to look at is not an accomplishment worth praise. Being good looking does not benefit the world in any way whatsoever. Having great hair does not feed starving children or take down dictators. It does not plant trees or clean up garbage or help old people cross the street. It teaches nothing. Being good-looking does not make the bad...
Holy shit DaxFlame is in 21 Jump Street. I just died and went to Heaven.