the-absolute-funniest-posts:

howdoiputthisgently:

koknbawlz:

okay for the last and final time: I never want to see another “I’m pretty and I learned to love myself and you should too!” story from anybody who’s considered conventionally attractive.

That is not an inspirational story to me. That’s like a millionaire walking up to a crowd of…

No it’s fine for them to be proud. I think everyone deserves to love themselves. But they shouldn’t come off as some sympathetic ally. They’re not. They may struggle with their own internal bullshittery but I daresay their struggle becomes about a million times easier when they’re not bombarded from every media outlet on earth with ads and dipshit idiots telling them their very nature is an affront on the collective eyes of society.

You can be rich and sad you’re not richer, but nobody in the working class feels bad for you, and and missing a payment on your yacht doesn’t mean you understand what it’s like to be poor.

Just discovered that when I chew, my chin wrinkles up like an ol lady’s buttulite.

nosdrinker:

it plays All-Star when you open it

dubaibrator:

sicklie:

kevingreene:

aliciacrider:

beautilation:

Photo-realistic paintings by Mike Bayne

THESE ARE PAINTINGS?! 

These are absolutely incredible.

probably my favorite post on tumblr

I refuse to believe that these are paintings omfg

Notice as the air is coming out of the tire, how James Dean starts to slide down the balcony… and you’ll actually hear him exhale at one point. It’s as if the air has been let out of him too.