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</description><title>PISS ON YOU, WYATT</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @koknbawlz)</generator><link>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>lufaaa:

Tonight, I feel ugly.

Except you&amp;#8217;re beautimus.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lufaaa.tumblr.com/post/51192133561/tonight-i-feel-ugly" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;lufaaa&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tonight, I feel ugly.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Except you&amp;#8217;re beautimus.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51192259791</link><guid>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51192259791</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 18:37:01 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Yeah! Feeling good! Feeling positive about the future! Feeling totally on-board with the direction...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Yeah! Feeling good! Feeling positive about the future! Feeling totally on-board with the direction my life&amp;#8217;s going! Feeling confident in myself as a person! Feeling confident in my abilities! Feeling like lying my ass off! Feeling like total shit! Feeling like I wanna move to a cave in the remotest part of the Antarctic wilderness! Yeah!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51191756042</link><guid>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51191756042</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 18:27:07 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx73pbf1dj1qda44so1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51178745308</link><guid>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51178745308</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 15:32:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>A Rapturous Verbatim: I have white skin and I have valid feelings too! </title><description>&lt;a href="http://cerpin-taxt.tumblr.com/post/51150282149/i-have-white-skin-and-i-have-valid-feelings-too"&gt;A Rapturous Verbatim: I have white skin and I have valid feelings too! &lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cerpin-taxt.tumblr.com/post/51165915140/a-rapturous-verbatim-i-have-white-skin-and-i-have" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;cerpin-taxt&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51161296625/a-rapturous-verbatim-i-have-white-skin-and-i-have" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;koknbawlz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cerpin-taxt.tumblr.com/post/51150282149/i-have-white-skin-and-i-have-valid-feelings-too" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;cerpin-taxt&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don’t understand why PoC who are so against racism will perpetuate it against whites. Like it’s not okay to be racist. It’s just not. But somehow if it’s white people we’re stereotyping it’s okay…? Because white people are all nasty and awful racists themselves? But if a white person calls them…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You can fuck off with that.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;LOOOOOOooooooOooOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOoooOOooOOOOoooL&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51176884092</link><guid>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51176884092</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 15:05:44 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>How to tell if a food blog owner is white:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;1. Find a recipe for “Baked Chicken Bacon Ranch Taquitos with Avocado Ranch”.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;2. That’s pretty much the best way.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51160793821</link><guid>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51160793821</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 11:25:51 -0700</pubDate><category>white people</category><category>food blogs</category><category>bacon</category></item><item><title>A Rapturous Verbatim: I have white skin and I have valid feelings too! </title><description>&lt;a href="http://cerpin-taxt.tumblr.com/post/51150282149/i-have-white-skin-and-i-have-valid-feelings-too"&gt;A Rapturous Verbatim: I have white skin and I have valid feelings too! &lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cerpin-taxt.tumblr.com/post/51150282149/i-have-white-skin-and-i-have-valid-feelings-too" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;cerpin-taxt&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don’t understand why PoC who are so against racism will perpetuate it against whites. Like it’s not okay to be racist. It’s just not. But somehow if it’s white people we’re stereotyping it’s okay…? Because white people are all nasty and awful racists themselves? But if a white person calls them…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51161296625</link><guid>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51161296625</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 11:22:46 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Wish I wasn&amp;#8217;t so picky.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Wish I wasn&amp;#8217;t so picky.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51160061945</link><guid>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51160061945</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 11:01:28 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>#tbt #throwbackthursday I’m on the left with my friend Danielle....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3f5ebbe8723ebc962dd70123112f1d7d/tumblr_mn8p6ifCAI1qgz5r1o1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;#tbt #throwbackthursday I’m on the left with my friend Danielle. Probably ‘94 or ‘95?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51134728934</link><guid>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51134728934</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 10:23:20 -0700</pubDate><category>tbt</category><category>throwbackthursday</category><category>Thisbitch</category></item><item><title>Uncle Mike: If anything, I owe you beer 'cause every time you bring some over and leave it I end up drinking it.</title><description>Uncle Mike: If anything, I owe you beer 'cause every time you bring some over and leave it I end up drinking it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Me: Well now that I know you're drinking it, I'll bring better beer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
UM: There's also enough liquor in there to get drunk for like 5 years. Help yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Me: Bad idea. I have issues with tequila.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
UM: Everybody should. Goodnight.</description><link>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51147381426</link><guid>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51147381426</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 06:48:48 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3bb96d75ffd81e3c07c7f77f63028f89/tumblr_mn7q98vqWl1rn19auo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51139837617</link><guid>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51139837617</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 03:17:53 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>addelburgh:

yes hello?
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4d63082737292180b08baa5a07c8ccc/tumblr_mjku56Xk9V1qhwlspo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://addelburgh.tumblr.com/post/45237633819/yes-hello"&gt;addelburgh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;yes hello?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51139085241</link><guid>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51139085241</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 02:49:51 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0g1tmhMHB1qeasnro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51138372227</link><guid>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51138372227</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 02:21:22 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://friendsofthegaybc.tumblr.com/post/50941969702/travisstolls-friendsofthegaybc"&gt;friendsofthegaybc&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://travisstolls.tumblr.com/post/50941862352/friendsofthegaybc-travisstolls-when-he-was-a"&gt;travisstolls&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://friendsofthegaybc.tumblr.com/post/50941696921/travisstolls-when-he-was-a-young-warthog-when"&gt;friendsofthegaybc&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://travisstolls.tumblr.com/post/50941362038/when-he-was-a-young-warthog"&gt;travisstolls&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;big&gt;WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG &lt;/big&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Very nice&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51137674848</link><guid>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51137674848</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 01:53:25 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>iamateenagefeminist:

stfuprolife:

We never talk about people...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3krpaly5O1qgy1iqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iamateenagefeminist.tumblr.com/post/22528938512/stfuprolife-we-never-talk-about-people-who-need"&gt;iamateenagefeminist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stfuprolife.tumblr.com/post/22514122198/we-never-talk-about-people-who-need-or-want"&gt;stfuprolife&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We never talk about people who need or want abortions as living things.  All the focus goes on embryos, because for some reason, they’re more important than the people who are carrying them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That is such a powerful sign…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51136931571</link><guid>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51136931571</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 01:24:56 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Cute!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/314f361170dfed3663d08b6a62e9511e/tumblr_mn8rjmQeZp1qgz5r1o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cute!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51136242162</link><guid>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51136242162</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 00:59:15 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf655ff59ae224f4a288ff62010ffc4c/tumblr_mn819lb9Zo1r47lzuo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51136163861</link><guid>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51136163861</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 00:56:54 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Trying to go to sleep and the best ideas ever came into my head:

WHAT ABOUT: nipple jewelry where...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Trying to go to sleep and the best ideas ever came into my head:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;WHAT ABOUT: nipple jewelry where the balls are shaped like HEARTS?! ORRRRR what if they&amp;#8217;re shaped like BOWS?! Like the balls are the rounded part and the nipple becomes the center of the bow?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I NEED TO HAVE THESE. DO THEY EXIST?!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51135959516</link><guid>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51135959516</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 00:49:19 -0700</pubDate><category>nipple piercing</category><category>jewelry</category></item><item><title>cetteetrangemelodie:


Cartier Love bracelet
“Unlike traditional...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/692f42a6de3c6a94f8ec795811d3a71c/tumblr_mk6qlbbFlU1qe4ojgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cetteetrangemelodie.tumblr.com/post/51121531892/cartier-love-bracelet-unlike-traditional" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;cetteetrangemelodie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Cartier Love bracelet&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;“Unlike traditional bracelets, which are either wide enough to slip them over the hand onto the wrist or can readily be opened in order to put them on, the Love bracelet is designed to be opened only using a special &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;screwdriver&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; that is supplied with every bracelet.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; The screwdriver is also available in the form of a necklace, allowing the bracelet to be “locked” onto one person while the “key” is kept around the neck of another as a symbol for their &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;commitment&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; to their relationship.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh Cartier. I love you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51135346482</link><guid>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51135346482</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 00:28:24 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m965vq3Paq1qj3438o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51133443456</link><guid>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51133443456</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 23:31:56 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Sick as a dog most of the day today. The problem here is that I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f67f75d6de22dd837d26c8487945e80b/tumblr_mn8mwszxgp1qgz5r1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sick as a dog most of the day today. The problem here is that I don’t look cool enough to wear girly stuff without looking like a devoted church-goer. Maybe I need some crow makeup or something.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Never mind the creeper face.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51132962477</link><guid>http://koknbawlz.tumblr.com/post/51132962477</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 23:19:30 -0700</pubDate><category>thisbitch</category><category>i don't know how to dress myself</category></item></channel></rss>
